Ooohohhh fuuuuuccckkkkkk mmmmmeeee...
Got an exhaust from Ozzy land today n went to check package for any papers n as I touched it n seen a fucking spider!!!!!!! Ran off n ran into the bin!!! Fffffsssss
I'm scared of spiders anyway, not as much as I used to (shock therapy haha)
What the fuck do I do?
I rang my mum n she said its proberly a house spider........ Yer right bro, ain't no normal spider.
Fuck me its gan bite me n kill me!!!!! Its gan kill me bro
That's some scary shit right there.........
Hahaha intense buzz tho, defo dnt need any pree now hahahaha
Iv got a torch pointing on the bin (bright one).
Part of my shock therapy was to learn as much as I can about them, turns out they interesting. Their organs, blood, lungs (book lungs!!! Dnt even in n out breath, just 2 holes!)
They dnt have capillaries, their organs just bathe in blood.... Their heart is biggest organ.. Its that back segment of the spider, runs the length of it.
When they eat..... they have no jaws, no teeth. They eat by sucking my nob it in.
They Cnt talk or scream because their lungs are just holes with book like structure, they Cnt 'breathe' as such... Their mouth and lungs are not connected by a throat. They are separate.
Lungs are at the underneath of the last segment of the spider.
They generally dnt like light.... That's why iv got torch on bin haha it wnt come out if it thinks its day time...
They stay still till its night... They have very crude eyes so they can just about tell if its light or dark.
(Jumpy spider is my fave coz its eyes are much better n they look mint)